'Kindergarten Cop' Is Getting A Remake, And We Have To Ask Why Why Why !??!

By Matt O'Bryant

What's up guys and gals,

I just have to ask why why why!  One of my favorite films from my childhood, that in no way shape or form should be remade!  It's once again another Arnold Schwarzenegger classic that no one except Schwarzenegger in his prime can pull off.  Get some of the terrible details below from our good friends at Joblo.com!

 According to one of our favorite movie news website's JoBlo.com:

The new KINDERGARTEN COP is set to be directed by Don Michael Paul who has helmed other esteemed productions like TREMORS 5, JARHEAD 2 and LAKE PLACID: THE FINAL CHAPTER. AMERICAN PIE screenwriter David H. Steinberg is writing the movie which sounds very familiar except now the lead cop will be partnered with an Indian sidekick named Sanjit rather than a woman like in the 1990 original.
— Alex Maidy @ Joblo.com

The Official Synopsis has been released also, check it out below:

They’re on the trail of a missing flash drive from the Federal Witness protection program. Somehow it’s wound up in a kindergarten class. Flimsy premise, but it puts him side by side with a beautiful teacher and they hit it off. There’s also bad guys involved– this time they’re Albanian.

After reading that terrible synopsis I'm almost at a lost for words!  This idea is one that just pisses me off and it looks like this project may very well turn out to be just one big steaming pile of dog S***t!

Goodluck with that "great Directer" the guy who brought us such gems like Tremors 5 and Jarhead 2!

Sorry about my little tiny rant guys and gals!

No release date has been set for this film.

Now check out a scene from the original Schwarzenegger classic Kindergarten Cop below:

Comedy Gold: